Can somebody please buy me this guy's book?

So I started this blog, because, like, the blog site kind of told me to when I was reading someone else's blog. I don't really have anything to say right now, but If I'm gonna have a blog, I'm gonna post on it. I think that Stephen Colbert said that "blog" is short for "blogosphere," so I'll let that be my guide. Oh, and like most people, I'm a Catholic pacifist anarchist sports fanatic with a penchant for inappropriate humor and something that approximates percussion, so I guess I'll vent about that stuff. Also, just because I want to get Godwin's rule out of the way, you, Dear Reader, are worse than Hitler.