Dazzling Knowledge

Monday, December 11, 2006

This is too funny

This is an excerpt from an evangelical Christian giving advice to parents to help them protect their kids from catching gayness:

Meanwhile, the boy's father has to do his part. He needs to mirror and affirm his son's maleness. He can play rough-and-tumble games with his son, in ways that are decidedly different from the games he would play with a little girl. He can help his son learn to throw and catch a ball. He can teach him to pound a square wooden peg into a square hole in a pegboard. He can even take his son with him into the shower, where the boy cannot help but notice that Dad has a penis, just like his, only bigger.

That may be the most spectacular bit of unintentional humor I've ever seen.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

"...he can also teach his son the difference between a penis and a vagina, by instituting a simple taste test."

12:27 PM  

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