Good Walls Make Good Neighbors (Less Able To Kill You)

The wall is up in Baghdad. Only several hundred more to go, and we can finally solve this mess!

At this point, screw it, let's try anything.

Hey, How Much Worse Could It Be?

Even as a free-market-lovin' small "L" libertarian, I had to laugh at this item. Touché, Onion, touché!

U.S. To Give Every Iraqi $3,544.91, Let Free-Market Capitalism Do The Rest [The Onion]