I love the Roomba
I'm sure you know of the Roomba, the robot vacuum cleaner. Well, I love it. I want to kiss it. I got one for my Mom for Mothers' Day. I know what you're thinking: "Isn't it always bad to get your Mom a vacuum cleaner as a present?" But I reply to you, Isn't it always good to get your Mom a robot as a present? Think about that. Anyway, I love the Roomba, but this scares me.