This Just In...

From the heights of the Himalayas to the depths of... uh, Delaware -- here are some of today's top news items...

Breathe easy, everyone: Sinbad's alive. (Richard Jeni, however, is unfortunately still dead.)

Chinese government legislates protection of private property, still thinks the Dalai Lama's a bitch. Baby steps, people.

OK, yes, there is such a thing as global warming: This winter was the warmest on record worldwide.

Binge drinking rises at nation's colleges. I didn't think that was possible.

Forecast for the Bush Administration: Increasing shadiness with a 70% chance of corruption.

[All stories above courtesy of Yahoo! News]

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