This Story Caused me to Get Back to Blogging

I've not been posting, because I'm efficiently wasting all my time with Guitar Hero and World of Warcraft. I had to share this story, though:

Erect iguana faces penis trauma

An iguana called Mozart, who has had a permanent erection since he mated a week ago, may have to have his penis cut off if his condition does not subside.

But, even if amputation is necessary, the future is not entirely bleak – the lizards have two penises.

Keepers at Aquatopia Zoo in Antwerp, Belgium, will make their decision tomorrow.