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Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Beer contains female hormones

Last month, The University of Georgia scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.



Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.



The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain estrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.



To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:



1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
8) Urinated frequently.



No further testing was considered necessary.
April fool!

1 Comments:

Blogger Chamomiles Davis said...

9. Refused to sleep with tpotdomescandal

(I tease because I love.)

3:46 PM  

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