Seriously, Where DID The Hippie Hairstyle Come From?

The city of Boston had quite a scare yesterday, it would seem. Al-Qaeda, no longer using passenger planes (soooo five years ago), has switched to planting suspicious-looking Lite Brites featuring cartoon aliens in their quest bring down the Great Satan. Call out the Department of Homeland Security! Well, wake them up!

Oh, it was a publicity stunt for a movie? Uh, never mind.

The two men responsible were apprehended in Boston and released on bail. But at their post-release press conference, they just wouldn't take this whole thing seriously, gosh darnit! As Fox News Channel reminds us before and after every commercial break, WE ARE AT WAR, PEOPLE.



I love listening to the Fox anchorman trying to inject seriousness into this farcical scene. The man can barely contain his angry-white-male outrage.

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